My GreyHound Bus Driver just told this joke.

So we are arriving at a gas station and she made an announcement over the loud speaker

"We are gonna stop at a gas station to re-fuel the bus. Use the restrooms, buy yourself some cold water, but get back in 10 minutes 'cause we're not gonna be waiting for you. This is GreyHound and not BloodHound."

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