My great great great great grandfather was a pirate that was infamous for robbing ships that were carrying silver. He was eventually captured and hung for piracy, but before he was captured his penis was cut off. His penis was abnormally long so he decided to have it cast in silver because he it was a source of much pride for him and he couldn't bear to part with it. He gave the cast to his son and it has been passed down through my family line ever since. I'm going to donate it to a museum so that no one will ever forget the strange tale of Long Schlong Silvers.
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