My girlfriend is a 17 year old high school president. She is the most beautiful, refined, and courageous person I know. She is a bedroom goddess who never lifts her hand and still gets me off in an instant.

The teacher asked...

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats,...

A college pizza...

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered...

Chemistry song 08

Test Tubes Bubbling(to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")Test...

A teacher asked a...

...The immigrant replies: "Hey liver alone, cheese my sister"

Mothers

They are wicked they are mean They make you clean They embarrass you They...

These Things Suck

Running out of toothpaste getting deodorant in your eyes getting drunk...

Little Johnny

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept...

your breasts must...

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey...

An teacher...

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender...

My ex-teacher...

Hated grating.