My friends are baffled that I gave up the single life for my European wife and wonder why I don't chase girls anymore.

How do beekeepers...

They smoke them out.

What do you call...

A paragraph because hes not quite yet an essay.

What do I call my...

Steve Harvey because it's rising right now

Environmental...

An older downtown YMCA had the funds and long wanted to expand but it could...

Prison Jokes....

I got sent to prison for some stupid shit recently and being that I'm a man...

Yo Mama's So Fat...

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo. - Yo Mama's so...

A woman goes into...

She says to the pharmacist, "I'd like a poison that will kill my husband but...

Gator

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the...

Why are...

Because they go niggerniggerniggerniggernigger chinkchinkchinkchink

Picking up chicks

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a...