I got sent to prison for some stupid shit recently and being that I'm a man of humor I tried to lighten the mood with a joke on my first day during lunch.
I told my best joke and all I got was silence, not a single person laughed.
I wasn't sure what was going on so I asked one of the other guys sitting there and he said: "listen, I have been here for 20 years, Joe over there 30 and Bill is going on nearly 40 years. We have been here so long and told the same jokes so many times that we can just reference a joke by number".
He could tell that I was confused so he leans over to the group crosses his arms and says:
"15".
Everyone starts busting up laughing and I got excited thinking it was going to be so easy so I gave it a shot and I leaned in to the group and said:
"12".
Silence again.
After a couple of moments I leaned in to Joe and asked him what it was and he looked at me and said: "Bad delivery".
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