So he goes, "have you heard about the movie called Constipation?"
"No"
"It hasn't come out yet..."
I didn't really laugh much at it because I'd heard it before. So he felt the need to explain it, "Get it because you can't go to the toilet when your constipated..."
"No shit," I replied.
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