My friend recently visited Chernobyl for a bachelor party weekend; before long he became incredibly drunk, fell over, and badly sprained his ankle. "It'ss all that radiation making me so wooozy...", he slurred. "Yes", I agreed, "It's definitely Chernobyl-y knees".
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