There was a man who wanted to get married and had 3 girlfriends and didnt know which one to choose.. so he gave them each $50,000 to spend and see how they spend it. The first girl spent it all on herself and said I want your wife to look beautiful for you to show off. The second girl spent the money equally on both of them and ttold him that she wants to be equals and fair to them both. The last girl spent the money all on him and said she cares about him.
Then the man made his decision and all the women asked however did you decide.. he said it was easy. He just chose the girl with the biggest boobs.
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