Michael Jackson was on a plane with the president, a librarian, and some kids. The pilot came out and said the plane was going to crash. He said there wasnt enough parachutes for everyone, but he was the pilot and had to drive other planes so he should live.
The president said, "im the president i have to run the country so i should live"
The librarian said, "theres 2 parachutes left, fuck the kids, save yourself"
Michael Jackson said, "i already did"
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