1. Neil arms weak.
Neil joins gym.
Neil does chin-ups.
Neil Armstrong
2. William making fruit shake.
William took pears.
William put them in glass.
William Shakespeare
3. Jimmy goes to restaurant.
Jimmy sits down.
Jimmy gets food.
Jimmy Choo
4. Tony makes movie.
Tony works hard.
Tony earns fans.
Tony Star k
5. Alan feels happy.
Alan runs hard.
Alan falls in gutter.
Alan Reekman (Rickman)
6. Usain shit scared.
Usain screams.
Usain close doors.
Usain Bolt.
Got more like these ?
Calling all redditors.
Edit 1: Jimmy Choo and Tony Stark
Edit 2: Alan Rickman
Edit 3 : Usain Bolt
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