A guy walks into a store an asked where the beanie weanies were.the clerk said"Down the hall to your left you can't miss it."" So he went down the hall to the right and a gost came up ""I'm the gost of baenie waenie tuch my baenie I'll cut off your waenie."" the guy ran home crying .Another guy comes in and asked where the baenie waenies were the clerk said""Down the hall to your left you can't miss it.""so he went there a gost comes up and said""Im the gost of baenie waenie tuch me baenie I'll cut off your waenie.""the guy ran home crying .Another guy comes in an asked where the baenie waenies were the clerk said ""Down the hall to your left you cant miss it."" so he went down the hall to his left a gost came up and said ""I'm the gost of baenie waenie tuch my baenie I'll cut off your waenie.""and the guy said im the gost of christmas past tuch my dick I'll kick your ass.""
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