Poor Little Johnny...

Little Johnny is sitting on his porch crying.

His neighbor, Mr. Smith, is concerned, comes over and asks "Johnny, why are ya crying like that?"

Johnny says sobbingly, "Oh Mr. Smith, I just came home from school and found my Dad dead on the floor and I don't know what to do!"

Mr. Smith is shocked and says "Oh no Johnny. How can I help? Let me go get the town priest for you?"

To which Johnny states "God no... I can't think about sex at a time like this!"

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