One day, far, far, far in the distant future. The ISIS and the great country of Amurica came to peace, they had their annual dick joke contest. In the finals a white man and an ISIS member engaged in a 1v1.
The ISIS member said, "If the penis were a Religion, mine would be ISLong (Islam). Because it's long, and it will explode white things in your pussy. Yours would be an Atheist because you do not believe nor have one."
The white man was in shock, he said, "At least I don't use my penis to fuck goats"
The ISIS member then fucked his mom, the white man said She's not a goat.
The ISIS member said, "I know, now we fuck cows"
Plz no removerino, I do not have autism, my senpai vvvortic says its Artism.
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