A plane is flying over the Atlantic when all of a sudden immense turbulence causes it to crash into the ocean. Miraculously, three survivors make it to an island where they are immediately seized by local natives. They are brought to the chief of the village, who simply says "I might spare your lives. But first, gather ten of any fruit and bring them to me."
The first man comes back with ten apples. The chief says, "You have a chance to live. We will shove these apples up your ass, and if you make a sound or move, we will kill you and eat you." Of course, as they try to force the first apple up his butt, he moans in pain and is killed and eaten.
The second man comes back with ten grapes. The chief says, "You have a chance to live. We will shove these grapes up your ass, and if you make a sound or move, we will kill you and eat you. So the man takes seven grapes up the ass but as they inserted the eighth, he began laughing hysterically. The natives are confused, but nevertheless they kill him and eat him.
The first and second man meet in the afterlife and the first man says, "You were so close! What the hell were you doing?" The second man replies, "I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples!"
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