So Mickey and Minnie mouse are getting divorced. While talking to the attorney in charge, the attorney looks at Mickey and says, "I'm sorry Mickey, you can't divorce your wife just because she's a little bit crazy"
Mickey responds,"I didn't say she was a little bit crazy, I said she's fucking goofy! "
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