Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. The judge looks up from the paperwork and quietly asks "According to the divorce papers, Mr. Mouse, it says here that you're asking for this divorce because Mrs. Mouse is insane, is this true?"
"No!" Mickey frustratingly replies "I never said she's crazy... I said she's fucking Goofy!!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.