A blind man walks into a restaurant and asks for a used spoon.

The restaurant owner finds it odd but obliges. The man takes a lick and thinks for awhile, and declared "Hmm, lobster linguine in tomato and habanero sauce! I think I'll have one of those!" The restaurant owner was incredulous as that was one of the restaurant's best dishes, and serves him one.

The next day, the blind man came back and asked for another used spoon. When he takes a lick, he proclaims "Hmm, roast pork knuckle with Dijon mustard and blue cheese sauce! I'll have that!" The restaurant owner was impressed as that was the special of the day that he had never served before.

The following day, the blind man walks in and asks for another spoon. The owner wants to trick the blind man and asks his wife to rub a clean spoon onto her pussy. Although she is disgusted, she was finally coerced to do so. Sniggering, the owner passes the spoon to the blind man. The blind man took a lick, thinks awhile before shouting "Hey, I didn't know Ellie works here!"