Recently scientists have been noticing that there are hundreds of crow carcasses on the highways of California. Obviously confused, the scientists decided to research what could be causing the mass deaths of these birds. After a few weeks of research they found out that almost all of the birds were being killed by motorcyclists. Instead of helping, this information just confused the scientists more. So they decided to carry on their investigation. After a few more weeks the scientists discovered something truly amazing, when the birds found a carcass on the side of the road two birds would go to eat it while another kept watch for predators or vehicles approaching. This, the scientists found, was why so many crows were dying. It's very easy for a crow to say "Caww" but it's difficult for them to pronounce "Motorcycle".
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