An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist asked ''How many?''
The man replied, ''Just a few, maybe a half dozen, I cut each one into four pieces.''
The pharmacist said, ''That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex.''
The old fellow said, ''Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.''
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