My brother just fed my 10 m.o. nephew a whole bowl guacamole before dropping him off with me. Now I've gotta change the diaper.

Did you hear...

All they found were its chard romaines

Improved State...

Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be...

There's a blond...

There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the...

What do you call...

A bird-watcher.

Pickup line: Hey...

Because my interest in you keeps growing.

[NSFW] A pickle,...

The cucumber says "I have it bad, when I get big and strong I get cut up into...

Fun Things to do...

- To a man, say "Joe, how have you been?", and carry on a conversation with...

Sisters of Mercy

One very loooooong summer day, not so long ago, a guy was driving down a long...

Start at the very...

Start at the very beginning... When the new patient was settled comfortably...

Minnesota Vikings...

But that's just Water under the Bridge now.