The cucumber says "I have it bad, when I get big and strong I get cut up into little pieces and put in salads." The pickle says "I have it worse, I start out as a cucumber and when I get big and strong I'm put into a jar of vinegar for ages then cut up and put in sandwiches." The penis says "I have it the worst, when I get big and strong I get a plastic bag wrapped around my head then I'm shoved into a dark and smelly cave and forced to do push ups until I throw up."
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