My boss was being a jerk...

I wanted to go on a vacation next week, but he said that I already used my vacation time - he also said he has no trust in me, because the last time I took a break from work, I told him I was going to a wedding - instead he caught me at a local bar.

"Listen here" he said. "Everyone has to do honest work, and normal people are willing to put up with it - I expect you to do your work as well, or you can kiss your ass goodbye!"

I sadly returned to my desk. Then I asked some of my friends what they planned for the weekend.

"Well," said John, "I'm inviting everyone for a pool party. We just got a brand new diving board, as well as a water slide at deep part of our pool. And I can't make any promises, but there might be a few strippers!"

"Are you kidding? Strippers?" I asked

"Yup! I figured you guys might enjoy it. All we have to do is work our butts off until Friday, spend some vacation time, and have a blast!"

At this point I dashed into my boss's room, and begged for those vacation days. He just shook his head, and gave me a disappointed scowl.

"Listen" he said. "If you can convince me with 3 - no, 4 good reasons, I'll consider giving you the vacation time."

I thought for a moment, then said "Very well;

1. Everybody's working for the weekend

2. Everybody wants a little romance

3. Everybody's going off the deep end

4. Everybody needs a second chance