He gets in the car, pulls out of the car park, and begins driving home on the highway. All of a sudden there's a tree right in the middle of the road, so he swerves out of the way.
"what in the fuck was that?" he says.
A minute later another tree pops up right in front of his face. He jerks the wheel again to avoid it and then another tree appears. Tree after tree he is weaving in and out, yelling "What the F...., Jesus Chr...., Good fucking G..." until finally the sheriff pulls him over.
"Murphy, what in the good fuck are you doing? You're all over the road!"
Murphy responds "Ahh, 'tisnt me fault, someone has planted a forrest down the middle of the highway"
The sheriff looks inside the car and says "Murphy, you're completely bollixed aren't ya? 'Tis the air freshener dangling from your mirror!"
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