At the end of the exam the doctor says, "I'm sorry to tell you, but you have the Big A". Mrs. Smith panics and rushes home where she tells her husband what happened. Mr. Smith asks what the Big A is, but she rushed out before she could ask. So he calls the doctor. " This is Mr. Smith. My wife was there today and you told her she has the Big A. What is that?". Doctor looks through his records, "I've had two Mrs. Smiths in today. One had AIDS and the other had Alzheimers.". "Well, how do I know which is my wife?"
"Send her out for a walk. If she comes back, don't fuck her."
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