A teenager takes a seat on a bench next to a middle aged man reading a newspaper. After a few minutes the man looks over and stares intentively on the youth's multicolored mohawk. The teenager looks over at the man and says What's the matter old man, never done anything interesting in your life? The man responeded with I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my son.
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