While sitting through the normal "how does that make you feel" questions, the therapist asks about their sex life. The woman speaks up first and mentions how he never wants to have sex anymore and it makes her feel upset. The man, who was already flustered, got embarrassed, and stormed out, refusing to return.
Giving up and visibly upset, the woman finally got up from the couch and started for the door to meet her husband in the parking lot. The therapist stopped her and went for a bottle in his desk. "I shouldn't do this, but I want to make sure you're happy and your marriage is happy", he said as he handed here two blue pills, "Here, take these Viagras. At breakfast, crush one up and put it in his coffee. I can promise you, his sex drive will go up and all will be fine again!"
The woman excitingly took the pills, thanked the therapist, and left.
The following week, she returned. "How did it go?" he asked.
"Well, I did what you said. That morning, I crushed up his Viagra at the counter and sneaked it into his coffee." the woman replied.
"And?" urged the therapist.
"Well" she said, with a smile on her face, "he got this look in his eye, and grabbed me and we had some of the best sex in years!". Her smile then went to a blank stare.
"So are things better now, then?" asked the therapist.
"Yes, I would say so." she replied. "But we can never go back to that McDonald's ever again"
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