Movies, TV Shows, and Books summarized in 1 sentence..... add your own

Moby Dick:
Here fishy fishy

Walking Dead:
Where's Carl?

Arrested Development:
Ha ha… eww… whoa… ha ha?

Italian Job:
Little cars can be cool

Harry Potter:
Ron is a wuss

Hunger Games:
Hey, lets team up during a free for all

Saw:
Ow, ow, ow ow, owwww!

Treasure Island:
There is none

42:
How basketball was invented

Fast and Furious:
Muwagggghhhhhh

2 fast 2 furious:
Muwagggghhh…LAME

Toyko Drift:
Quiet drifting

Fast and Furious 4:
Vin Diesel

Fast 5:
Ocean's 11 with Cars

Star Wars Ep 5:
Redneck Family Reunion

Star Wars Ep 6:
Michael Bay version of New Hope

Man of Steel:
Osama bin Zodin

Dark Knight:
She wasn't that pretty anyway

Dark Knight Rises:
Who would win in a fight between Darth Vader and Batman?…. Catwoman?

Tron Legacy:
Jeff Bridges is Back

Secret Garden:
*takes the easy way out

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