I don't know how well these jokes will translate, but I'll give it a try... :)
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A Moroccan jewish mom is running and screaming at the beach : Heeelp, my son, the lawyer, is drowning!
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Two Moroccan jewish moms are talking about their respectives sons who moved to the US.
*Mom 1 : My son is the biigggest lawyer in New York...
*Mom 2 : Oh that's nice... Mine is the biiiiiigggeeeest doctor in New York!
Mom 3 arrives and they ask her about her son.
*Mom 3 : Well, he is actually a flamboyant homosexual prostitute
... awkward silence...
*Mom 3 : Oh don't worry about him, I hear he's droing pretty well. The best lawyer and the best doctor in NYC are regular customers...
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A jewish lawyer got in an accident.
Ambulance arrives :
*Lawyer : My Mercedes!!! Look at my Mercedes, this asshole just destroyed. He killed my Mercedes, a brand new model, what am I gonna do???
*EMT : I can't believe how you can be so greedy. You're so obsessed with your Mercedes you didn't even notice you lost an arm in the accident?!?!?!?
*Lawyer, checks his arm then : My Rooooollleeeexxxx!!!!!!!!
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