An Arab man comes home one day to his wife and child and says, "My sweet flower, I'm sick of all the dirty looks and prejudice. It's time we convert to Christianity, life will be easier."
The family goes to a priest and the father asks if the priest can convert the family to Christianity.
The priest says, "it is possible, however I need to see a symbol of your dedication to Jesus Christ."
The priest then takes the family to an Alligator infested river and stands on the opposite banks. Across the river, the priest yells, "whoever can cross this river in one piece has my blessing and may convert to Christianity!"
The father, looking at his family, decides this is the only way for them to have a brighter future. He dives into the river, swimming as fast he can to the opposite bank. After some close calls he reaches the opposite bank and the priest says, "you have been baptized, you are now a Christian."
The wife, seeing her husband on the other bank and thinking of her child's future decides to follow. She jumps into the river and struggles to sneak past the alligators. After just escaping the jaws of death, she scrapes herself onto the opposite shore. The priest approaches her and says "you have been baptized, you are now a Christian."
The son, watching his parents on the opposite bank reluctantly dips his toe into the river. An Alligator immediately grabs his legs with its powerful jaws and begins tearing him limb from limb.
The mother, horrified, immediately breaks down weeping and tearing at her clothes. The father distastefully approaches the mother and asks, "Honey, why are you crying over some Arab boy?"
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