The good news and the bad news for Saddam's doubles...
All eight of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were gathered in a bunker in
downtown Baghdad.
Tariq Aziz, the Deputy Prime Minister, walked in and said, "I've got good news
and bad news. The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all still have
a job."
One of the doubles spoke up and said, "what's the bad news"?
"He's lost an arm."
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