A man is getting bored with the same old same old, so he goes to a sex shop, looking to spice things up.
"How can I help you?" a pretty blonde at the counter asks.
"I need half a cup of brown sugar, 2 tablespoons of chili powder, 1 tablespoon of paprika, a pinch of pepper, salt, cinnamon, and 1 teaspoon of cayenne pepper."
"Sir," the blonde explains, horrified. "You realize this is a sex shop, right? I can't imagine what you think to do those. Cayenne pepper? Ouch!"
"I read about it online," the man explains. "I have the recipe right here." He pulls a piece of paper out of his back pocket and reads the title to her:
"How to spice up your spare rib rub."
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