The man climaxes, but is still mounted on top of the woman.
He says to her, "Y'know ... I gotta level with you. This was some of the worst sex of my life. Your hair won't get out of your face, your breasts are small and almost boney, and you seem to have no natural lubrication whatsoever."
The woman replies, "Jesus, dude, get off my fucking back."
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