Once I was walking down the road adjacent to a mental hospital. The hospital's compound had a tall fence separating it from the road. I could hear shouting coming from the other side, the patients were shouting, "13! 13! 13!" On and on and on.
I was intrigued. And then I saw a tiny hole in the fence. Even though it felt stupid, I decided to put my eye there and look inside.
And as soon as I did, some idiot poked my in the eye with a stick!
All the patients started shouting, "14! 14! 14!"
And that's how I learned to mind my own business.
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