Woman goes to a shrink because she's having trouble finding anyone to date her.
After months of therapy, the shrink finally decides her money isn't worth it and he's got to give it to her straight. So he tells her that the reason she can't find anyone to date is because she's not only completely self-involved, but boring on top of it.
So she gets really offended and says in a huff: "Well, I think I need a second opinion!"
And the shrink says, "OK - you're ugly too".
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