When one of his employees comes running into his office "BOSS! COME QUICK! There's a problem with Mrs. Mcgruder!"
"What could be wrong? She's already dead"
"Boss, you've gotta see this, there's a jumbo shrimp sticking right outta her snatch!"
"No fucking way, the funeral's in a couple of hours, finish her up and go home."
"No, Boss I mean it. There is a jumbo shrimp sticking right outta her snatch"
"Fine I'll come take a look, but if you're lying, my time is coming out of your paycheck."
They go downstairs and the employee throws back the sheet and says "see boss a jumbo shrimp sticking right outta her snatch!"
"You idiot! That's not a shrimp, its her clit!"
"Oh....well it tasted like shrimp"
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