When a women found out that she was pregnant,
she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.
One day, she took her 4 year old son,Sam,out shopping.
A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.
� Yes", he said.� I know what we're going to name it.
If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a
boy, we're going to call it quits.
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