So Mickey Mouse goes to a divorce lawyer and says, "I want to divorce Minnie". The lawyer says," What reason do you have." Mickey said he didn't have a reason. The lawyer says,"Come back when you have a good reason."
The next day Mickey came back demanding a divorce from Minnie. The lawyer said," Do you have a reason now?"
Mickey nodded his head and said, "She's fucking goofy"
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