Mickie Mouse is filing for divorce from Minnie Mouse. The judge tells Mickey, "I can't grant you divorce on grounds of insanity, Minnie seems perfectly fine to me."
Mickie responds "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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