He throw's his cruiser in gear, calls it in on the radio and immediately pulls the penguin stuffed vehicle over. He walks up to the drivers side door, and being far too curious for formalities and protocol bluntly asks: "What in the hell do you think your doing driving aroud with all these damn penguins?? The driver, clearly nervous and confused began to stammer: " Well i, i just...." but the officer immediatly cut him him off and said assertively: "What you need to do is take these penguins to the zoo, right now." The drivers face seemed to light up at the new idea and he happily agreed and was on his way.
The next day the same officer was sitting in the same spot drinking coffee again, when the same car stuffed full of penguins drives by again. The officer cursed under his breath and was taken aback when he realized all of the penguins were wearing sunglasses..."Does this idiot think he can disquise these penguins from me or something??" He thought to himself as he flipped his lights on and pulled the penguinmobile over again. Angry, he brisky walks up to the window and yells: "Hey mister i thought i told you to take these penguins to the zoo!! And whats with the sunglasses??" The driver, unruffled and confident this time says: "I did take them to the zoo yesterday, and we had so much fun that today WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH!!!"
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