There are only four parachutes but the pilot takes one and jumps out. Michael Jordan says "I'm the greatest basketball player ever, I should get to live." He grabs one and jumps out. Bill Gates says, "I'm the smartest man in the world, I should live." He grabs a pack and jumps out. The priest turns to the hippie and says, "Son, I've lived my life. You take the last parachute and I'll go down with the plane." To which the hippie replies, "Hey man, there's still two left. The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."
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