It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco.
The pastor of the church was looking at the manager scene when he notice that the baby Jesus figure was missing from the cradle.
He immediately turned and went ouitside and saw a little boy with a red wagon walking down the street. And in the wagon, was the figure of the infant Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Son, where did you get that little baby Jesus that is in your wagon?"
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?" asked the pastor.
The little boy replied, "Well, about a week before Christmas, I prayed to the little Lord Jesus.
I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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