A man and his wife are driving in the car...

And the wife is blowing his willy. She is so good that he lets go of the sterring wheel and grabs her ears. Things go out of control, and they end up at the side of the road, unconscious.

Man wakes up, only to see his wife's ears in his hands. He asks one of the policemen: "Have you seen a woman without ears?" and the policeman says: "Oh you mean the one with a dick in her mouth?"

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