NASA picks up an unexpected signal from space and the whole world is excited about the discovery. After a lot of hard work, an international team of scientists decrypts and translates the transmission.
The revealed message is: "PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELVES".
Computing resources of the whole Earth are used to translate, encrypt and transmit the response, that starts with "WE ARE HUMANS" and lists major accomplishments of the human race. Some minor wars occur to decide which accomplishments to include.
After some delay a new message comes from space:
"WTF, HUMANS. WE WEREN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU AND THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ENCRYPTED. WOULD YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF?"
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