A woman is getting a milk bath...

An woman one day decides she wants a milk bath.

She has never had one before so the experience is new to her.

When she's all ready the man pouring the milk asks her;

"Would you like the milk pasteurized?"

The woman thought for a moment.

"No," she said. "Just past my tits."

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