She says, "daddy, daddy, I am a lesbian!" The father looks bewildered.
His other daughter overhears the conversation, comes in the room and says, "daddy, daddy, I am also a lesbian!"
The father is beginning to be furious now and yells out "IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE THAT LIKES PENIS?!"
His son, from the other room, replies "Dad, I like penis."
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