I had sudden fever and the doctor diagnosed brain eating bacteria.

He said there was no known cure and I would die in three days. I was so bummed, I forgot my hat at his office.

That was six months ago. I beat the damn bacteria! I'm going to go and tell the doctor he is a fool. And also get back my Make America Great Again hat.

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