A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.
While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"
The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually. How could you tell? Have you found a pubic hair stuck in my tooth?"
The dentist says, "No, not quite. You've got some shit on the end of your nose!"
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