Married Yet?

Snappy Comebacks to the Age Old Question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"1. You haven't asked yet.2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.3. I don't look good in white.4. Because I just love hearing this question.5. Just lucky, I guess.6. It gives my mother something to live for.7. My fianc�e is awaiting parole.8. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.9. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.10. It didn't seem worth a blood test.11. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.12. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.13. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.14. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.15. They just opened a great singles bar on my block.16. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.17. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.18. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?19. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheque.20. I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.