Hippie and the Nun

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The
hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The
nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus
at the next stop. When the bus starts on its way the driver says to
the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with
you". The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells
him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the
cemetery and prey�s to God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in
the dark paint mask she would think you are god and you could command
her to have sex with you. The hippie decides this is a great idea, so
on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up.
At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle
of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD" I
have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT ... first you must
have sex with me. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might
keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie
agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes
he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts "Ha, Ha I'm the
hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha Ha I'm the bus
driver!!"