A Head

A while ago there lived a boy. He was different from all other
boys because he was born without any legs or arms. He lived his
life for 21 long years. During this time his father prayed and
prayed.


On his 21st birthday his father took him to a bar to have his
first drink. He took a shot and poof a leg popped out. Everyone
was amazed and told him to take another drink. When he did, poof
another leg popped out. He took 2 more shots and 2 arms popped
out. By this time everyone was cheering for him. He got up from
his stool and stumbled out onto the street. Just then a truck
went by, hit him, and killed him. The bartender looked at the
father and said, "He should have quit while he was a head."